8.05.2007

出獄後的日子

↑CEO:你兩個奀皮四依家知錯未?

大家係咪奇怪因乜解究Muffin同小me會俾CEO鬧鬧呢?以下果幅圖可以好清楚咁解釋到原因.....


你兩條友仔係咪想作反丫?定係吼我地唔喺屋企就開個出獄趴地呀?原本諗住聽日(星期日)帶小me入屯門同我D表弟妹玩架麻,依家你係咪唔想去丫?

↑小me(懶可愛地):婆婆,你又話今日帶我去街街嘅?
↑我:係喇係喇,我講過實算數嘅....

同小me入到屯門婆婆家(即係小me嘅太太婆),我地係一個大家庭,每個月都總有一兩次要入屯門食飯。我D表弟妹都好鍾意小me(Charcoal已經變成第二位...),我同佢地解釋小me做完手術,所以唔好蝦佢呀, 所以今次佢地都只係好乖咁摸摸小me,冇好次上次咁,不斷叫小me: 「mimemimemimemimemimemime...come!mimemimemimemimemime.....sit!」(上次不斷 mimemimemime....我覺得佢地好似落緊咒語咁。)不過佢地不斷追住小me要摸摸,所以小me成日兜路避開佢地,我諗佢同Charcoal一樣,都係唔鍾意同細路仔玩。

↑小me:婆婆,我唔鍾意同細路仔玩呀,下次入屯門你都係帶媽咪黎啦




 ↑小me:小表哥,你係咪收埋左隻雞脾喺條褲入面!?




↑都係公公抱住安全D

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------唔知點解小me依家11個大,但都仲係好鍾意飲Charcoal D奶奶之(Charcoal冇奶奶好耐喇),所以佢做完手術咪買左罐奶粉俾佢飲,諗住一慰佢對奶奶嘅相思之苦啦,點知好似反而加劇左小me對奶奶嘅慾望,追住Charcoal奶之嘅次數仲有增無減!Charcoal.....我對你唔住呀....

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